2081: To reiterate: I'm not allowed to ask for calibers ever again. I will be beaten with my own cane if I do.

2082: Must not combine the "Alien" and "Mind Probe" threads to one another.

2083: I shall not high five my team mates while wearing shockgloves.

2084: I shall not facepalm while wearing shockgloves.

2084a: I shall not forget that I am wearing shockgloves.

2085: I am not allowed to get 'friendly' with any and every lonely female Lonestar officer we come across.

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2085: I am not allowed to get 'friendly' with any and every lonely female Lonestar officer we come across while wearing shockgloves.

2085b: Unless She's into that sort of thing.

2086: I will not forget that "getting friendly" with lonely female Lone Star officers is considered "Solicitation" and can, indeed get me arrested.
2087: I will not hire the lawyer who was also arrested for "Solicitation" for the same reason just because we're cellmates.

2088: I will not reprogram the mall drones to have ED-209's personality

It's only solicitation if you offer money in a place where prostitution is illegal. Offering her "the biggest bone-shaking, cunt-drenching orgasm you've ever felt," while fantastically sleazy, is not technically solicitation.




Yes, yes you will. Because that would be awesome.

"Drop your purchases. You have ten seconds to comply! Five." *spits cans of soda at the offender*

It'll also probably fall under the lurid and obscene language act of 2053. Morton's fork, I'm afraid.

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Yeah, but if your Charisma/non-skill bonuses to Charisma-based rolls are high enough, she's likely to overlook the fact that she could bust you under the Lurid and Obscene Language Act in favor of dragging you into the back of her patrol car for that bone-shaking, cunt-drenching orgasm. (You'd better have the physical stats to back it up, though, especially if she's an orc.)

She's lone star. that almost certainly means human.

The operating word being "if", FD.

So what kind of physical stats would you say are needed for the task you've set yourself?

This looks like a job for... THE PORNOMANCER!

2088: I'm not allowed to say that sentence again.

I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

I'm going to say "At least equal to hers" and leave it at that.

Hmm ... AGI+Gymnastics for the performance and BOD for endurance.

Not a composure test then?

If ever a charisma+willpower test was appropriate:)

The temptation to see if this actually has the potential to work out has gotten tremendously high

I'm a charismatic elf magician with my sexy ally spirit and a sustaining foci for my Orgasm spell...

And my ally spirit have MULTIPLE forms to choose from - including tentacle beast for the Asian Lonestar officer.

I think that would cover any problem.

Except if the officer has astral hazing...

Filtering: The answer to all astral STDs

That's when my Snake fingers implants and penile implant with multiple speeds...come in play...

2089 : Snake fingers and penile implants, no matter how many speeds they have, are never to come into play.

2089 : Snake fingers and penile implants, no matter how many speeds they have, are never to come into play.

2089 : Snake finger and penile implants, when they come into play, must always be set at maximum speed.

Base Spell: Magic Fingers
Added Physical Effect: Vibrating

This is worse than the idea my group just had to have a front named "Shadowrun Ink", a tattoo parlor, that's a front for a porn studio, that's a front to launder their Shadowrunning income.

Almost as bad as my TM setting up a adult only VR sim (think cold sim second life...) for cover on thier meet/launder matrix buisness nexus point...

Did they do any tattoo foci work on the side?

(I.e. selling spells anchored to tattoos)

No, they don't have the Scribe Tattoo feat.

2090: I can't do an adventure based on any episode of Hustle.

2091: Under no circumstances is it allowed to hack into my teammates'/fixer/Mr Johnson's commlink(s) and lock every single folder and file behind a Professor Layton styled puzzle.

2091a: Unless they've come up with a plausible storyline and interludes for such hijinks.
2091b: Okay, plausible for the Layton-verse. Happy?

2092- After tomorrow's session I am no longer allowed to have Wendigo strippers set up shop using an orks only (dancer-wise) strip club to create their cult of cannibals that they then in turn eat. But not until after tomorrow's session.

Bite me, baby.

Is that a challenge for my perverse deranged mind?

I believe that this entire thread is a challenge for our perverted and deranged minds.

2093- I am not allowed to create a villain named Charlotte and create a web of intrigue for the players to solve.

2094 But If I did she would totally be a spider invae

2095: Not allowed to have a communist-style farm run by pig-shapechangers.

In Soviet Farm, the pigs farm you!

Are they in contact with a guy named Brick Top?

#2096: I will no longer send my 'unlimited resources thought experiment' builds to the GM as potential opposition. The other players do not approve of me contributing a minmaxer's wet dream to the enemy.

Too bad Pig-Shapeshifters can't be ghouls. And by 'too bad' I mean 'thank goodness,' natch.

#2097: No, the Johnson does not want to know how I got these scars...

Damn. Now I want to play the Joker as a runner. Distinctive Style, Poor Self Control... adept or cybersam? I'm leaning toward adept.

Cybernetics lead to traceability. Adept.

"No cybernetics or bioware, no magic license, no tags on the custom-made clothing... Just the knives in the pockets." "And a potato peeler." "And that."

Why go with either? have some drugs for an edge in a stand up fight, then go to town with all the fun toys you can get your hands on (In this instance 'toys' means things that burn, explode, or otherwise hurt people. also, never forget the awesome that is suppression fire with Ex-Ex!)

Oh, you'll also need a pencil...