Hey, quit stealing my lines from when I GM Paranoia!

2048: ParanoiaRun should not be created. Ever.

2049: I will not add things to this list just to get the number closer to the current SR year

2050: I will not forget to include prices for cyberdeck upgrades and program costs in SR2050.

...

DAMNIT!

Random DECKER:"Free Stuff!"

2051: Just because she got surprised by a shooter while getting into a rant about my shaman's pacifism, doesn't give me the excuse to cut her off with an ambush every time she raises the subject.

"Ben, can we talk? It's about yo-" *shot in the back by Bad Guys*

"I'm starting to get sick of yo-" *shot in the back by Bad Guys*

"Dammit, Ben, will you lay off th-" *shot in the back by Bad Guys*

2052: Posting comments on equipment I'll never use as a decker just because someone has to. (Who am I kidding; yes I will .)

2053: Mention Project Infinity.

2053a: Not mentioning Project -Infinity.

2054: I may not quote the Oblique Strategies when the run goes tits up.

2055: I may not combine a motorcycle with Assembly Time Improvement, rocket launchers, milspec armor, and an Iron Will suit.

Why not?

To much pink mohawk and too much Robotech
http://www.robotech.com/infopedia/mecha/viewmecha.php?id=63

Looks freaking cool though.

Love the Cyclone.

Damn, I'm stealing that if I ever make a rigger.

Ooh, whassat?

It's a wearable drone in Attitude.

Welp.

brb swallowing the thing (the book I mean)

Thread about the Iron Will's insanity, enjoy.


And yes, I still love to pull up that thread anytime someone mentions the possible chance of a Shadowrun game going down.

#2056: I may not create a martial artist who specializes in the ancient Lancastrian art of Ecky Thump.

2056a: Similarly, the Ancient and Respected Scottish Martial Art of FOOK-YU is off limits.

2056b: As is the Ancient Art of Butt-Whoop.

2057: I will not convince the elves in my group that Cascade Orc Moonshine is wine because it's made from berries.
2057a: If I break said rule, I should have an antidote patch ready for the alcohol poisoning.
2058: I will not tell the Cascade Orcs that their moonshine makes a great degreaser. They get offended by that, and already know.

2056c: With Deja Fu being right out.

"The feeling you've been hit like that before."

2056d: But Ti Kwan Leep is fine.

2056e: The deadly arts of Origami and Nipple Cripple are also acceptable, but require the positive quality "Computer Boy", the Australian language skill at rating 3 or higher, and a McDonalds Happy Meal.

~Umi

I totally could see a cracker whose attack program is a stereotypical ninja performing the venerated and deadly Origami martial art.

I think you mean 2056d. And one more for Jenny and the wimp.



2056f: Knifey-Spoony is not a real martial art and does not give a +2 dicepool bonus when fighting Drop Bears, Thylacines, or the Hawkesbury River Monster.

2056g: It does count against the Dunwich Horror, but if you're fighting it, you've already screwed up.

I think that should be 2056d

Does anyone have a .pdf or .txt compilation of all the itmes in the list anywhere?

2059: I'm not allowed to base more than 3 consecutive runs on episodes of Burn Notice, Supernatural or Breaking Bad just because I marathon watched episodes and had them burned into my brain.

2060: Sometime in the near future, I will no longer be allowed to model any troll nightclub owner NPC's after Prince, Michael Jackson or Rick James.

Oh hell, now I don't know if I should be excited or frightened.

#2061: I am no longer allowed to *brain bleach*, nor are we to use explosives to *brain bleach* with an iguana.
#2062: If the *brain bleach* hand lotion, then *brain bleach* latex.

You're supposed to post what you're not allowed to do before you take the laes

I suppose that Leverage is out as well?

Something new to add to my watchlist.

well, I can't remember exactly what it was about. It had something to do with frogs, I think...

I don't really understand the compulsion myself, but I routinely put Prince jokes into my games.

Step 1: Hold Alt.
Step 2: Press (in sequence) 0, 2, 3, 3.
Step 3: Release alt.
Step 4: Receive é.
Step 5: Never again need to misspell Laés.
Step 6: ???
Step 7: Profit!

Press ´, press e, receive é.
I got lazy.

I can also do `, ^, ¨, ~ on top of letters: à, â, ä, ã

† < = much more important

Don't forget the alt. Alt+`, e.
Some symbols require a shift, e.g : needs alt +shift + ; (because : needs a shift)
(Also, only works in some applications, Firefox doesn't respect it, but MS Word does)

#2063: As GM I am no longer allowed to destroy, confiscate or otherwise make my players rides inaccessible.
#2063a: This includes earth quakes.
#2063b: Lucky shots from a panther cannon aren't allowed either.
#2063C: Losses due to player stupidity are an allowable exception.

2063c, sub point one: Any action the player takes that elicits an "are you sure?" from the GM is automatically an allowable circumstance.

I should note, it gives me great pleasure as a GM to ask 'Are you sure?" just to make the players nervous about something as simple as grabbing a fresh soykaf.

Your players are bug-eyed paranoids who do legwork and bring backup to breakfast with grandma, or on a run to the Stuffer Shack, aren't they?

2064: I may not build a Psychic Go-Ganger called Tetsuo.
2064a: I may not blow up Neo-Tokyo.
2064b: I may not blow up Neo-Tokyo.
2064c: I may not blow up Neo-Tokyo...

2064d: I may not build a power-hungry AI inhabiting a drone named Kitsunezuka Ko'on-no-Kami
2064e: I may not blow up Little Tokyo.
(Bonus points for reference)

Not yet!