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Tymeaus Jalynsfein
QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Jul 26 2011, 02:08 AM) *
Oh, I know him. I know him all too well.... *gooey*

Who's the Skull bloke?


He is the official version of the Mind Fuck Mage, as envisioned by Canray... smile.gif
Xahn Borealis
The sick little boy in me wants to see this Mage. That would be the sick little boy I had for lunch. NOM.
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Jul 26 2011, 09:01 AM) *
The sick little boy in me wants to see this Mage. That would be the sick little boy I had for lunch. NOM.


Heh... smile.gif
CanRay
QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Jul 25 2011, 10:48 PM) *
I don't care how bad, I'm intrigued. Who's that?
QUOTE (Faraday @ Jul 26 2011, 02:15 AM) *
He's also in Vice.
QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Jul 26 2011, 11:01 AM) *
The sick little boy in me wants to see this Mage. That would be the sick little boy I had for lunch. NOM.
He does more than the Mind Fuck Mage, that's for sure...

It takes a lot to squick out Bubba.
Xahn Borealis
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jul 26 2011, 10:16 PM) *
It takes a lot to squick out Bubba.

It takes a lot more to squick me out. As a child, I was often left alone for hours in a house with an internet connection. biggrin.gif
Draco18s
QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Jul 26 2011, 06:23 PM) *
It takes a lot more to squick me out. As a child, I was often left alone for hours in a house with an internet connection. biggrin.gif


How long before you grew bored of your standard internet porn?
CanRay
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Jul 26 2011, 05:49 PM) *
How long before you grew bored of your standard internet porn?
Wait... There's "Standard" porn?
Rubic
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jul 26 2011, 06:58 PM) *
Wait... There's "Standard" porn?

I guess that depends on your standards for porn.
Draco18s
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jul 26 2011, 06:58 PM) *
Wait... There's "Standard" porn?


I meant the stuff that's easily available. Midgets, threesomes, and underage Chinese chicks.
Christian Lafay
QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Jul 26 2011, 10:23 PM) *
It takes a lot more to squick me out. As a child, I was often left alone for hours in a house with an internet connection. biggrin.gif

Yeah, but there weren't /b/rothers back then to scare ya from the start.
Xahn Borealis
QUOTE (Christian Lafay @ Jul 27 2011, 01:53 AM) *
Yeah, but there weren't /b/rothers back then to scare ya from the start.

And yet, I learned quick.
Christian Lafay
QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Jul 27 2011, 01:46 AM) *
And yet, I learned quick.

And we are proud.
Rubic
QUOTE (Christian Lafay @ Jul 26 2011, 09:56 PM) *
And we are proud.

No, wait, what's that other word? Oh, yeah, "Horrified."
Xahn Borealis
QUOTE (Rubic @ Jul 27 2011, 05:18 AM) *
No, wait, what's that other word? Oh, yeah, "Horrified."

Someone get this guy a goatse? devil.gif
Draco18s
QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Jul 27 2011, 07:24 AM) *
Someone get this guy a goatse? devil.gif


It's properly pronounced "Goat Sex." Everyone forgets that it was at ".cz" which when added to "se" you get "secz", thus, "Goat Sex"
Xahn Borealis
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Jul 27 2011, 02:48 PM) *
It's properly pronounced "Goat Sex." Everyone forgets that it was at ".cz" which when added to "se" you get "secz", thus, "Goat Sex"

Goatse is the more popular name. Don't make me get the ASCII.
Draco18s
QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Jul 27 2011, 10:04 AM) *
Goatse is the more popular name. Don't make me get the ACSII.


Yes, I know it is. But it loses the humor it originally had.
Xahn Borealis
But then you can tell strangers about it, and they see the wonders for themselves.
CanRay
4185: I am no longer allowed to derail this thread with fetish porn concepts, unless it's Bubba The Love Troll as he is cannon.
Christian Lafay
4185A: And if/when the Dentata Assassin becomes cannon, the same applies.
Xahn Borealis
QUOTE (Christian Lafay @ Jul 27 2011, 08:37 PM) *
4185A: And if/when the Dentata Assassin becomes cannon, the same applies.

Do you make these names up on the fly, or is there more to that name?
CanRay
QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Jul 27 2011, 02:40 PM) *
Do you make these names up on the fly, or is there more to that name?

A lot more to that name.
HunterHerne
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jul 27 2011, 03:48 PM) *
A lot more to that name.


Unfortunitely...
Xahn Borealis
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jul 27 2011, 08:48 PM) *
A lot more to that name.

I am only intrigued.
CanRay
"You deal with the Devil, the Devil don't change. You do."

I'm warning your now, Xahn.
KarmaInferno
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Jul 27 2011, 08:48 AM) *
It's properly pronounced "Goat Sex." Everyone forgets that it was at ".cz" which when added to "se" you get "secz", thus, "Goat Sex"

".cx" actually.

Christmas Island, not Czech Republic. smile.gif



-k
Glyph
4186: The team's fixer will not solicit the Eastern European ogre mercenary to star in a gay porn trid called "The Czech's In The Male".
CanRay
4186a: Unless that's the cover to deal with the cult of porn star sorceresses doing blood magic.
Elfenlied
QUOTE (Glyph @ Jul 28 2011, 07:24 AM) *
4186: The team's fixer will not solicit the Eastern European ogre mercenary to star in a gay porn trid called "The Czech's In The Male".


QUOTE (CanRay @ Jul 28 2011, 08:40 AM) *
4186a: Unless that's the cover to deal with the cult of porn star sorceresses doing blood magic.


Damn, I have a new adventure hook. Especially since we have an Ogre in our group...
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
QUOTE (Glyph @ Jul 27 2011, 11:24 PM) *
4186: The team's fixer will not solicit the Eastern European ogre mercenary to star in a gay porn trid called "The Czech's In The Male".


Heh... Awesome Title Glyph... I like it... smile.gif
Draco18s
QUOTE (KarmaInferno @ Jul 28 2011, 01:49 AM) *
".cx" actually.

Christmas Island, not Czech Republic. smile.gif


Oops. The entire phenomenon was over before I ever joined The Internet, so I've only read about it.
Ascalaphus
You know there's an actual porn flick of that name?

Where would porn be without bad buns?
Elfenlied
QUOTE (Ascalaphus @ Jul 28 2011, 01:51 PM) *
You know there's an actual porn flick of that name?

Where would porn be without bad buns?


IMDB

QUOTE
This video features six Czech men in military uniforms stripping and masturbating individually in the countryside with a classical music soundtrack and no dialog.


Xahn Borealis
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jul 28 2011, 02:33 AM) *
"You deal with the Devil, the Devil don't change. You do."

I'm warning your now, Xahn.

COME AT ME BRO.
HunterHerne
QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Jul 28 2011, 10:51 AM) *
COME AT ME BRO.


If you really want to know...
http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi3870359833/
CanRay
QUOTE (Elfenlied @ Jul 28 2011, 05:25 AM) *
Damn, I have a new adventure hook. Especially since we have an Ogre in our group...
*Sighs* It's actually from "The Dresden Files". His teenaged apprentice actually asks him to confirm that he said "Cult of Porn Star Sorceresses" just to make sure she heard right a few books later.
QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Jul 28 2011, 09:51 AM) *
COME AT ME BRO.
I'm not the Devil. I'm not even close.

For one thing, I do not live in Las Vegas.
Fyndhal
QUOTE (Christian Lafay @ Jul 26 2011, 08:53 PM) *
Yeah, but there weren't /b/rothers back then to scare ya from the start.


There were...they just weren't called that. Look up usenet's alt.binaries.tasteless sometime.
CanRay
Let's see, Alt.Binaries.Graphics. ... ...

MY EYES! I CANNOT UNSEE WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN!!!

...

Hey, pretty flexible! wink.gif
Xahn Borealis
QUOTE (HunterHerne @ Jul 28 2011, 04:59 PM) *

Om nom nom. I'd hit it.
Christian Lafay
-shivers at the days of "alt."s-
Fyndhal
4187: I am no longer allowed to remind people about usenet
4187a: I am definitely not allowed to remind people that we now have "Eternal September"
Draco18s
QUOTE (Fyndhal @ Jul 29 2011, 10:31 AM) *
4187: I am no longer allowed to remind people about usenet
4187a: I am definitely not allowed to remind people that we now have "Eternal September"


Eternal September didn't happen in ShadowRun, or at least, not on the same date.
Fyndhal
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Jul 29 2011, 10:38 AM) *
Eternal September didn't happen in ShadowRun, or at least, not on the same date.

QUOTE
Eternal September
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Eternal September (also September that never ended)[1] is a Usenet slang expression, coined by Dave Fischer, for the period beginning September 1993.[2] The expression encapsulates the belief that an endless influx of new users (newbies) since that date has continuously degraded standards of discourse and behavior on Usenet and the wider Internet


The specifics of it don't matter; the idea of the 'old guard' being threatened and a bit disgusted by the 'newbies' remains the same.
Draco18s
QUOTE (Fyndhal @ Jul 29 2011, 12:47 PM) *
The specifics of it don't matter; the idea of the 'old guard' being threatened and a bit disgusted by the 'newbies' remains the same.


You went and quoted Wikipedia at me. Seriously, WTH.
You could have just said, "it's the idea, if not the history."
CanRay
QUOTE (Fyndhal @ Jul 29 2011, 09:31 AM) *
4187: I am no longer allowed to remind people about usenet
4187a: I am definitely not allowed to remind people that we now have "Eternal September"
Why not? I have to educate people about it all the damned time.

'Course, I worked tech support...

...

Now, if you excuse me, my crying corner is calling...
HunterHerne
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jul 29 2011, 02:32 PM) *
Why not? I have to educate people about it all the damned time.

'Course, I worked tech support...

...

Now, if you excuse me, my crying corner is calling...


Seems to be that corner calls a lot lately...
CanRay
Lots of things to bring back those bad memories...
Fyndhal
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Jul 29 2011, 01:06 PM) *
You went and quoted Wikipedia at me. Seriously, WTH.
You could have just said, "it's the idea, if not the history."


Completeness, no offense intended. Sorry you took it negatively; this is all in good fun!
Xahn Borealis
QUOTE (Fyndhal @ Jul 29 2011, 05:47 PM) *
The specifics of it don't matter; the idea of the 'old guard' being threatened and a bit disgusted by the 'newbies' remains the same.

I belive the new way of saying that is "Sure is newfag in here." grinbig.gif
Christian Lafay
4188: Not allowed to derail threads with the horrors of the net.
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