What is the blue book on a Mississippi virgin, anyway?

1117. I am not to create a character based on anyone from Family Guy.

1117a. Well read canines providing exposition and/or narration are right out.

1125. I will not try to sell the one CAS virgin for her bluebook value. I'm certain that I can auction her off for much more.

1125a. No exceptions, even if my run takes place in Lagos, Chicago, or other feral city.

Stay strong Warlord, no need to allow your standards to fall.

1126: I am not allowed to cadge campaign ideas from fanfiction.
1126a: Not even that one fanfic.
1126b: Especially not that one fanfic.
1126c: Yes, that one Buffy lemon.
1126d: What's wrong with Tara x Xander x Willow student/teacher roleplay, anyway?

1126e: Or that one Tom Riddle/Indiana Jones fanfic cross over.

1127: I am not allowe to make fun of the GM's Snuggie.

No, you are required to do so.

1128: I am not allowed to use anyone's Snuggie as either the McGuffin or the archvillain of the campaign.
1128a: I am especially not allowed to give said Snuggie the voice of Morgan Freeman.

1129: I am not allowed to play songs by Eläkeläiset on my laptop just to annoy the GM.
1130: I am not allowed to attempt to sing along to said songs.

It's a materialized nomad!!! Burn it before it consumes you GM's soul!

We GM's have souls now? When did this happen?

*shrug* We must have missed the memo.

1227a. I am not allowed to hand out free Snuggies to my players to prove i have no soul

1131: I am no longer allowed to use "alter memory" to make the Johnson think we already did the run during are first meetup. (And then erase the fact that he ever hired us after he payed us)
1132: I am no longer allowed to use said spell to convince the cybersam that were married.
1133: Syler is NOT a good character concept.

1134: I am no longer allowed to justify my actions with "He was made of meat."

1134: Jack Harkness and his omnisexual orientation IS not comfortable roleplaying.
1135: I am not allowed to to continually pursue our fixer Tabby whom due to Surge is a catgirl.


*To the guy whose no longer allowed to make duel wielding monowhip users. You can't duel wield with a weapon that has more then one reach anyway.

1136: I am not allowed to install rigger mods in 6 pieces of construction equipment to make them join up and form Devastator.
1136a: Nor am I allowed to build 5 drones that look like lions.

What??? Awww mann---I was going to do that to my busta moves.....sulk....sulk. I wanted my yellow, blue, green, red, and black lions.

Typicaly yes, many GMs make an exeption for the whipe rule anways.

1137: I am no longer allowed to complete the run while in negotiation with the Johnson.

1138. I am not allowed to have the players deal with any "hot XXX vampire on wendigo action" BTL of any kind.

1129a: I am not allowed to make a character who has a speciality in fake German and who has artisan: humppa
1129b: Eläkeläiset are not alowed to be played in the background. Especially during bar fights.

1139. I am not allowed to play with my johnson
1139a. Even if he said yes.

1140. Gyromancy is not an acceptable tradition for mages.
1141. The diamond studded belt buckle cannot be made into a foci.

1142: I can never again overcast a series of mental manipulation spells with spirit support to compel a large crowd of people to suddenly break out into song and dance to distract security. Especially if I play said song and dance just to annoy my GM into submission.
1142a: Apparently no one wants to see a break dancing dwarf, especially my GM.

1142b: That goes for mob mooding useing "realy horny" as a mood.

1142c. Neither can I use "Strangely Apathetic" So they don't try to stop us as we beat their friends and steal their stuff.
1142d. "Elvis" is not a mood.

1142e. "Vegas Elvis" however...

1143. I am no longer allowed to play a character that uses magic, in any way, shape, or form.

/cry.

1144. I am no longer allowed to make a character with a full cyber-body replacement that has all the capacity slots filled up with penile implants.
1144a. Not even if I name him "Scrotax, the Impregnator."
1144b. Or a troll named "Dermal Deposit Dan."
1144c. Or "Testiclese."
1144d. Or "The Tenticulator."

Damn. There goes that idea.



Well now that just isn't fair!

I've been puzzleing over what context the word "Play" is used in, at first I thought it emplyed a GM useing a johnson from their campagin in another GMs game. But knowning Chrysalis its likely to be something more twisted.

1142f: And Thriller is right out.
1142g: Especially when using real ghouls.

1145: I am not allowed to play the Soviet National Anthem whenever the GM makes a decision I don't like.
1146: I am no longer allowed to have any control over the music whatsoever.

1147: I am not allowed to play a tiny flying Celtic pixie dragon.
1148: I am not allowed to invent my own spells without using any known rules.
1149: I am not allowed to say that the Celtic pixie dragon race is cannon, nor may i act surprised when the gm tells me it isn't in any book

(yes a player actually pulled this shit..oh and he was pissed off when someone saw him and hit him...after 5 sessions...for the first time...)

I know a pixey dragon. He's just a monkey, Scott.

1150: I am not allowed to play the Soviet National Anthem whenever the GM makes a decision I do like.

1151: No one at my table may read explicit yaoi manga for the sole purpose of disturbing the GM. (Actually happened)
1152: No one at my table may read explicit yuri manga for the sole purpose of distracting the GM. (Also Actually Happened)

1153. It doesn't matter if I have a 7 in medicine, I can't use my surgical and demolition skills to turn a still living metahuman into a shaped charge with an anal cavity filled with explosives.
1153a. Operation Turn and Cough will still go as planned.

1153b: I am not to utter the phrase "Foam explosive enema" ever again.
1153c: The same goes for "Foam Explosive suppository."

1153d. Nor may I offer it to strangers as a "Free Colon Cleansing"
1153e. I may not do this to animals either, especially not biodrones...

1154. I am no longer allowed to start shopping for extremely large knives on the internet when bored. Apparently this is often misread as murderous intentions toward the GM. In reality, it's just Christmas shopping.

1155. Although it is possible to "de-magicifiy" most awakened beings via knocking them out and installing a smattering of useless, secondhand cyberwear in them (reducing essence to less than one), it is frowned upon by most GMs, especially if the awakened being in question is a recurring BBEG who, now riddled with chrome and no longer able to cast, is essentially useless for the rest of the campaign...

1156: I am no longer allowed to fake my own death when my players come to my house because I was to bussy playing new video games to prepare a session.
1157: I am no longer allowed to creat the teenage mutant ninja turtles.
1158: I am no longer allowed to kill other players over their custom dice.
1159: I'm going to stop makeing "I am no longer allowed to" items and go eat my turkey.

1160: Even if the campaign is currently set in India, I am not allowed to stop the action right in the middle of combat and have all parties involved break out into a musical number for no reason whatsoever.

I'm gonna have to stop reading this thread, you guys are ruining all my fun!

Indeed, if this were to be the case I would be incapable of proclaiming that my small, yet insane, bread item is unaffected by any trouble which I can perceive, in a manner such that Benjamin E. Lava (himself a product of an inferior small bread item producing device) could hear it, and offer me the use of a surplus roadside cautionary device in his possession, before he would inquire if I had been under the influence of any mind-altering drugs within a twenty-four hour period.

If you don't grock this, click.

1161: I'm not allowed to play a member of the First Seattle Church of Salvation Through Superior Firepower.
1161a: Y'know what? Let's just go ahead and say that none of my characters are allowed any form of religion.
1161b: I'm especially not allowed to make up my own religions after the incident involving worship of "The Great Doughnut" in Arabia.

1162: The Scooby gang don't make good Shadowrunners.

1163: If asked if I'm a Great Dragon, the proper answer is not "yes" if their mage can assense.
1163a: In fact, the proper answer is never "yes."

Kinda surprised no one did this...

508a: I will not create the Matrix version of anythingchan under penalty of death.

508b. Nor any site dedicated to any form of furry porn.
508c. Exception: only if they're real furries (SURGE, etc)