Wait, why kill the Humanis before feeding them to the ghouls?

By the by, I play a Nosferatu mystic adept in one game, and I've completely embraced the fact that he's a monster.

A GM I had long ago finally bit me on this one... Somehow, I managed to get both my HE and my White Phosphorus grenades to get knocked back my direction (I'm still a bit puzzled on how it all happened, exactly), and they about smoked my street samurai since we were in close quarters.

Yeah....i chucked one down a hallway into 4 drones, unfortunatly, it bounced far enough back to not do any damage to them, yet light the entire hallway on fire and fill it with smoke....and ALMOST light my team on fire damned deviation rules anyway)

Because you're killing them to fake your own deaths so you can collect a bounty on your own head?

Well, I suppose you could work out with the ghouls a staged scene, where you lure "the targets" into a ghoul ambush.

Bonus points if the targets are wearing trodes hooked to simrigs, and you sell the recordings to someone who makes snuff BTLs.

So that's getting paid thrice for the same crime and shaking the heat by faking your own death.


You're one of Captain Kaff Tagon's own kin, aren't you?

Maxim 38: Just because it's easy for you doesn't mean it can't be hard on your clients.

^_^

But you forgot one other thing: "disposing of the evidence" ... because I'm pretty sure a big steaming pile of ghoul crap, isn't going to be very useful as evidence ... not like actual bodies would be!

5082: For the sake of my own continued physical well being I will not take ideas from this board to throw at my players....









Well...not to many at least.....

5083: For the sake of my sanity I will not show this thread to my roommate who has his own list of things he is not allowed to do already.

5084: I will not attempt to recreate this list and combine it with The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army.

I was thinking more along the lines of tied to a chair and the ghouls let in...

I will.

Coming up: The 213 things Skippy is not allowed to do in the U.C.A.S. Army.

5085: I will not make a character specificaly to create the T-Virus...

5086: I will not make a Nartaki pornomancer and give him the street name "Foreplay".

5087: I will not make a female cleptomanic stealth adept nartaki changeling with an extra set of arms.

5088: i will not call her Octopussy

5089: I will not attempt to make a James Bond Character....there arent enough build points..ever....
5089a: Same goes for Porter (from Payback)

5089a-i: I'm not allowed to take enough mental flaws to be "Parker-In-Training".

5090: I am no longer allowed to combine the Petrify spell and the Shape [Material] (Calcium Carbonate) spell to smuggle my petrified, pulverized teammates through security in large tubes and then magic them back into shape afterwards.

~Umi

5091: I will not make a runner based on ANY of the characters from The Princess Bride"

('ello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you hacked my comlink, prepare to become chunky salsa!)

5091a: Except for Fezzik. Really, I don't think I've ever seen a troll that wasn't inspired at least once by something he did.

5092: No longer allowed to squick the GM out by having myself and my S/O play a pair of twins that are also Cesters.

5093: I will limit the amount of "Twincest" and other squicky things to a bare minimum.
5093a: I will not base a character on something I found while committing "Google Seppuku"
5093a-i: Especially if it's illegal everywhere but Japan. And even moreso if it's illegal in Japan!!!

Twincest is Wincest!

I'd find it hilarious if two of my players did this.



This sounds like a story. Everything with you is a story. Share?

I'll buy the soykaf. C'mon, Canny.

I would too. I'd even team up as a sibling pair (gender irrelevant) with a good friend. Or a spouse (that'd be hilarious) if I had one.

Everything is a story with me because I'm a writer. 'Nuff said.

I will take the Kaf up if you hit GenCon.

You still owe us the story, now. What the hell is Google Seppuku, and what did your player find that was too illegal for Japan?


You like, seriously need to make a "CanRay's Story Thread" thread or something.

This, at least, I can answer:

Google Seppuku is when you take some random Japanese kanji and put them into Google image search.
Keep scrolling through the images until you find something that makes you wish you never played.
Generally takes 12 to 15 pages worth, but occasionally something will happen sooner (English example: "multipart couch" WARNING: not responsible for animated naked cowboy gifs)

I am not allowed to make any characters in Shadowrun that are in any way based on characters from Archer.

Doing so could very well put you in the Danger Zone™.

5094: I am not allowed to take out my feelings on my players by way of "The Unwinnable Scenario".

You mean a Xanatos Gambit by the big bad?

~Umi

5095: Brick-Chucks...YO ...not allowed!

Brick-Chucks are the Ninja's answer to the shank!

5096: Neither are chainsaw nunchucks

5097: Constantly taunting one player with Mahogany Furniture that he cannot steal while on a 'run is frowned upon, but encouraged by the rest of the group. (This one does have a story.).

5098: I am not allowed to play the daughter of another player's character and make his life a living hell.
5098a: Not even if he set himself up for it by taking negative qualities. Like amnesia. Or Dependent.

STORY...STORY....STORY.....

add it to the Uncle CanRay Thread!!!!

Wait, wasn't that about a hacker who happens to be an antique furniture collector?

5099. While Shadowrun runs on paranoia, I am not allowed to force the players to do complex legwork and area sweeps on a milk run. Even if it's supposed to teach them about the nature of the world.

5099a: I'm also not allowed to combine Shadowrun with the Paranoia RPG.

5099b: Unless the Paranoia characters are playing Shadowrun.
5099c: Under no circumstances am I allowed to GM a game of Shadowrun of which during one mission the runners must play a game of Paranoia in which the Paranoia characters are playing a game called Shadowrun.

My GM already did this. Sort of. It was a one-shot and one of the PCs was an undercover cop.

Why not? Shadowrunners are paranoid by nature and I'm sure most of them would appreciate having backup clones. Of course, it would mean they were working for Deus, but that's a small price to pay, right...?

Who's to say they aren't anyways?The runners in Brainscan did, after all

5100: I will not base a Space run on Thriller
5101: I will not make a Ghoul based on MJ that runs around in a white suite and whose nose keeps falling off

5102: Said ghoul will never ever, ever grab his crotch.

Even if you're playing Renraku: Shutdown?

ESPECIALLY then ...! ;D

5103: I will not make a Face based on George Carlin
5103a: The Johnson does NOT want to hear the 7 words you cant say on TV
5103b: Nor does he want to share my opinion on "a fart that could end a marriage"

5104: Nosferatu Breast Handler.